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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, ‘When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah’.
The teacher asked, ‘What if Jonah went to hell?’ The little girl replied, ‘Then you ask him

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, He’s a doctor.’

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, ‘And there’s the teacher, she’s dead

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: Take only ONE . God is watching

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cook ies.. A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples

Those stories above are amusing! But imagine yourself in such situation and hearing such responses from innocent children just right before your eyes/ears. Hmm… Now we know why we should not mess with the children.

mngol m3dl

 

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: Take only ONE . God is watching

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cook ies.. A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples

So a Littel Child has authorized Them To get all
The chocolate



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